For quite some time,
the goose was on the loose
in the bay across the way.
The situation called for investigation.
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| "Well, what's going on here?" |
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As the kayak-borne investigator moved in for a gander, the gander charged, squawking threateningly. A few paddle-generated splashes slowed his approach.
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Circling the kayak, he let his displeasure be known with a tongue-out stare, the goose equivalent of certain human hand gestures.
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After careful consideration, the gander realized that the buffoon in the kayak was not much of a threat, and adopted a policy of peaceful coexistence. |
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| Photos of the nest were tolerated. |
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| Look closely to see mama looking back. |
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Soon the photo session was over, and the gander went back to sentry duty. |
That night, a great cacophony rose up from the bay. Unseen, there was a crescendo of goose and gander yowling and caterwauling until sudden silence.
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The next day, there were no geese to be found. The nest was empty. |
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| It appeared that someone had enjoyed a raw omelette. |
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It could well have been this guy, captured on a neighbor's security camera*. |
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Though he enjoyed the porch, he didn't knock. |
Although one family did not flourish, there are others. There will be no shortage of new geese to grease our lawns.
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What do you call a group of resting goslings?
A fuzzy pile. |
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| "Really, Mom? We have to get up and go?" |
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| And off they went. |
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| On another fine family outing. |
*Thanks to Roger A. for providing barely acceptable images.